May 2013
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
laugh-addict:
Me during the 2012 “apocalypse”.
snoia:
WHITE PEOPLE ghetto words:
weaves
ratchet
laqueesha
twerk
REAL GENUINE ghetto words:
dumb doo doo evil head
twenty seven
mitosis
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
wow my life has turned to complete shit in a matter of months.
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be.”
– William Shakespeare (via robbinthahood)
April 2013
drarna:
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
